My hairs doing it's thing at least, and dare I say the style is currently quite fitting for a jobless beach bum.

Quite a jobless beach bum look indeed buddy.

But one from someone with a plethora of highly valuable skills, qualities and kindnesses that are not abundant in the job market. So don't worry mate. Since as they use to say in Spain: "God squeezes but does not strangle" Therefore trust that everything will be okay and just in the way you want it when you least expect it. There is no evil that lasts 100 years nor a body that can withstand it. Strength and patience, brother. Good things always come to those who know how to wait.