Oh my gosh I'm crying laughing at your Twilight synopsis! So hilarious, and quite spot on. You know I am totally against #teamsparkles. Any respectable vampire would self immolate in shame after seeing those movies. Sharknado is another WTF one. I don't know how they've made so many except for that they must be ridiculously cheap to make. It definitely is a toss-up if they're worse than Snakes on a Plane, though. I hate snakes. Also hate when movies ruin beloved characters like your first choice. I think that's why I really like the Swedish film version of the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo series. Lisbeth was brilliantly cast and it was one of the few movies where I felt like they captured the character from the books. Glad to see a fun post today in all the Steem madness! Still thinking of my final choice to share...