The burning towel story is pretty darn funny. I can totally see myself doing something like that, too. Gotta love a good laugh to keep life light sometimes. I have a client who has some unexplained arm pain that's been really challenging for her lately, too. They thought it was tennis elbow at first, but that didn't make any sense to me given she doesn't play tennis or do any other repetitive motion that is usually linked. She's trying to be patient, but it really is uncomfortable, so I can only imagine how you've dealt with it for so long! Fingers crossed you can get some answers at some point!