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planetross
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2017-11-10 02:31
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planetross
humor
2017-11-26 22:50
Bragging
People who are really good at bragging … never seem to brag about it.
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planetross
humor
2017-11-26 00:14
Wallowing
Why do people wallow in self-pity? I guess jello is too expensive.
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planetross
humor
2017-11-24 23:14
Youth
Youth is a game of give and take: most give it no thought and take it for granted.
planetross
humor
2017-11-23 23:01
Travel
I would like to visit Egypt someday ... to see the Food Pyramid.
planetross
humor
2017-11-23 00:46
Time
Unused clocks are a waste of time.
planetross
humor
2017-11-21 23:46
Rainbows
People probably don’t hang themselves from rainbows … because it may cloud over.
planetross
humor
2017-11-21 00:20
Sloths
Two-toed Sloths and Three-toed Sloths do not mate with each other. It’s only a toe! That seems pretty picky.
planetross
humor
2017-11-19 22:45
Monkey See, Monkey Do
While sitting in the park eating, I imagined the people around me as monkeys. I watched their movements, mannerisms, and facial expressions. It was pretty funny. Then I finished my banana, scratched my
planetross
humor
2017-11-19 01:22
The Headless Woman
When I was a kid, you could pay 50 cents to see the headless woman at the local fair. She had a bucket on top of her shoulders with a bunch of tubes running out of it; and she made jerky motions as she
planetross
humor
2017-11-17 23:38
Proof
There is waterproof, windproof, and fireproof things. Why is there no earthproof stuff? It seems like a very elemental oversight.
planetross
humor
2017-11-16 23:14
Lazy People
I wish someone would do something about lazy people. If a lazy person walked over to me, I'd get someone to slap them on the side of the head.
planetross
humor
2017-11-15 23:14
Perseverance
If at first you don't succeed, try try again. Unless it involves pulling out a nose hair ... because that shit hurts.
planetross
humor
2017-11-14 22:43
Last
Were you ever picked last when playing sports? No. Me neither. I'm sure it's character building and loads of fun though.
planetross
humor
2017-11-13 13:55
When the music stops
A game of musical bench seems to last forever.
planetross
humor
2017-11-12 23:03
Snow
Snow is like chocolate pudding: children like it, but it's difficult to drive in.
planetross
humor
2017-11-11 23:37
Perfect
If you were perfect, I think life would be a little disappointing. If I were perfect, ... well that's a different kettle of fish.
planetross
comedy
2017-11-11 03:49
The Peak
How do you know when you’ve reached your peak? I guess you never know. I guess it’s all a matter of perspective. I wish I had some “perspectacles”.
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