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planetross
@planetross
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2017-11-10 02:31
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planetross
humor
2018-01-13 08:30
Snow (2)
Shoveling snow is like gardening … sometimes a bumper crops up.
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planetross
humor
2018-01-12 03:16
Bigfoot
I almost hit Bigfoot with my van ... it was a near myth.
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planetross
humor
2018-01-05 13:39
Side Effects
. A side effect of a side effect must be a “besides effect”. .
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planetross
humor
2018-01-04 14:24
Google
Have you ever “Googled” your name? No, me neither. ... I’m sure if you did, there would be a bunch of cool stuff about … a bunch of people with the same name as yours, people with similar names minus a
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planetross
humor
2018-01-03 08:18
Candles
All lit candles smell the same to me, … they have a singed eyebrows sort of odor.
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planetross
humor
2018-01-02 00:43
Mickey Mouse
When I see costumed characters, I am aware that there is a person in the costume sweating away and doing a job. I think most adults share this awareness. But at Disney Parks, many people seem to forget
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planetross
humor
2017-12-31 09:52
Snowman Poetry (2)
The problem with fish and deer is you never know how many are near.
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planetross
humor
2017-12-30 11:37
The Will
Someone left me something in their Will, but I don’t understand what it is. It’s an incoheritance!
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planetross
humor
2017-12-29 08:46
Brain
My brain is like a vending machine: sometimes things don't come out ... so I have to shake it a bit.
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planetross
humor
2017-12-28 08:50
Snowman Poetry
I saw a snowman in a box. I think that he was dead. I couldn't bury him in the ground. I'll wait for Spring instead.
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planetross
humor
2017-12-26 23:40
The Edge
I like living on the edge … or maybe it’s just the periphery.
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planetross
humor
2017-12-25 23:44
Icicles
An icicle will last just as long at 35°C as it does at 0°C. ... I eat them pretty fast.
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planetross
humor
2017-12-25 00:17
You should have been there
When the plane lost both engines, all the passengers and crew put on parachutes and escaped unharmed. It was miraculous that there were just enough parachutes for everyone. You should have been there.
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planetross
humor
2017-12-24 01:30
What are you good at?
Most people really excel at something. I’m pretty good at traffic lights.
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planetross
humor
2017-12-22 22:20
Feeling Foolish
I felt really foolish sitting in the dentist’s chair with the pink paper bib around my neck … especially when they told me I wasn’t going to get a discount for bringing my own.
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planetross
humor
2017-12-21 23:50
Technically (2)
Technically, when you are wearing 2 different socks, ...it’s the same as wearing one different sock really.
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planetross
humor
2017-12-20 22:52
Bananas
It's actually quite difficult to slip on a banana peel. I never find one in my size ... or the right occasion.
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planetross
humor
2017-12-19 22:59
Why?
. Why does a little piece of food at the back of your throat make you gag like crazy, … but a piece of lettuce on your tooth can just sit there all day unnoticed? .
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planetross
humor
2017-12-19 00:23
Sides
When people start choosing sides, it's probably best to choose the blindside … because people never expect that!
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planetross
humor
2017-12-18 00:48
Wishes
I wish I were an elephant. I forget why.
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