Omg I can never read your posts without busting my gut, like literally! I was covering my mouth as to not chuckle too loud, and still am as I type. (yes I'm typing with both hands, which means no longer muffling laughter) You write so well, reads can actually envision what you wrote. Maybe the man-boob guy was just thirsty? Thankfully he didn't ask for a beer, knowing that's what you now had at your feet. Enjoy your beer, and happy Friday!