Lol, omg this cracks me up even though I feel so bad that you had a not so fun birthday. To me, that is the topper when trying so hard to not say something about someone's bo. I was asked once to talk to a fellow coworker about her bo. I was floored. I liked working with the girl, but why make me the bad guy and talk to her? How do you even approach someone who "stinks?"
That's good to know about the batman movie. Those are the types that are best to just wait and rent. Hope you have a better birthday next year. Btw, did you finally get rid of the smell? A trick to killing the smell in your laundry, is vinegar or something that kills pet odor (the stuff "enzymes" works for lots of smells)