During a recent trip to the Oregon coast, the tourists in Newport were saying they saw a shark.
So I grabbed a beer by the window overlooking the bay and waited to see.
Then this guy came gliding out from under the docks.
Turns out it was just the resident smartass seal.
You can see he was doing his shark impression for so long his flipper dried off.
Every minute or so he would pause his impression and come up for a breath.
Then his buddy on the dock would laugh.
And the crew on the other dock would bark and holler.
Then he would go back to doing his tough guy impression.
It was a great way to spend a beer.
