my ex (who is probably always watching what I do)

Your keys, your crypto

Tell her and her lawyer, I appear to have forgotten my password, which is known as a private key on Hive. Sorry for our loss.

Lol for them to prove you lied would require miracle legal work... why would you care about lying to a psychic leech who feeds off other plates?

Also if my crypto holdings, which I started in 2013, are ever worth enough, I plan to invest in farmland in your area, my family loves wine and I love cannabis, I would need to hire a grower because I actually suck at anything not tech related, once I don't have my phone or PC, I am handicapped and only capable of self defense or making heavy metal as a musician.