Well folks, we all know the (omitted) have decided to procure profitable vaccinations for the world to saturate their thriving economies with.

Currently the world economy is spectacular and looking for expensive R&D style strategies to procure such vaccines. It just so happens we are IN LUCK

Don't worry about the already available Solutions

More importantly, get a mask.

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Mask Porn Feature #1

• You would be able do afford a whole 25 pack of masks if you saved those dollars all these years?¿?¿

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For the people who are already banned, this is where you'll find us.

https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=mask

I noticed @dporn was not curating much mask porn, that's rather unfortunate but forgivable because everyone and their dog geta a free pass from (omitted) during the Coronavirus pandemic.

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Check back next week for more insanity and cognitive dissonance!

Like omg I have a mask and a gender plural pronoun identity.