You Might Be In A Druid's Home When

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...the homemade remedies outnumber the store bought medicine in the medicine cabinet

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...they have a "Pagan bookshelf"

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...there are wards everywhere

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...they have collections of rocks, seeds...

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...leaves, feathers, sticks...

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...bells

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...houseplants take over in a decidedly non-Better Homes & Gardens kind of way

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...they have a staff. The staff has a name. It's in Gaelic.

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...you're not allowed to sweep the corners under the cabinets where Kitchen Spider lives

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...their friends from other traditions gift them more wards

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...they bless the water in ogham

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...keeping up with the latest gadgets might not be their forte

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yes, that's a 13" CRT television with a built in VCR and bunny ears. With candles in the way. Because I haven't watched TV since the last season of Sherlock. Though I've used WiiFit a few times. In like, December.

...but old school tech? Yeah, we do that. At 100wpm. Like a bard with a harp, yo.

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Druid Fun Facts:

Ancient Druids didn't build Stonehenge (it predates them).

We don't sacrifice virgins (and we don't know if they actually performed human sacrifice in antiquity. But frikkin' practically everyone did in antiquity. Monotheistic religions, too. It's in the old testament, so shut up about it before I throw you in my wicker man make you a nice cup of tea and serve you some cupcakes).

Ancient Druids were in school for 20+ years (me too: 21 years of formal education, but of course, not from Druids [cuss]).

Faeries are not cute little mischievous Victorian pixies who wear flower skirts and pull on your cat's tail. They're big and powerful and can fuck your shit up.


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The Morrigan, Goddess of War. Not Tinkerbell.

...so when we talk about the fae or you're reading Celtic mythology, keep that in mind. 😁

That Red Fish your momma always warned you about

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