Welcome to unusual talent theater! THIS IS NOT A TRADITIONAL TALENT CONTEST. I do not want to see your beautiful singing voice or mad guitar skills (go enter #openmic!). I do not want to see your stand-up comedy act (go enter #comedyopenmic!). I want to see your unusual and weird talents!
Can you put your foot behind your head? Play Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida on a kazoo? Hula hoop like none other? Do an amazing dolphin impression?
Get weird! But don't be gross. Mmmkay, if I have nightmares, you are disqualified, y'all.
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