Hola, Steemians! Feeling down? Need a lift? Me too! So it's time for another episode of Brain Balls For Depression! The posts where depression is our hated enemy and we fuck that bitch up and possess it with happiness.
What the heck is a brain ball, Phoenix?
I explain my warped sense of humor in the first installment here.
Let's start chucking parasitic body parts, shall we?
Smart Doggo Buys Treats With Leaf Dollars:
http://lifestyle.diply.com/article/dog-buys-cookies-leaf?publisher=diply&config=25
image from article
Say it with me now: awwwwwwwwww! Who's a good boy?!
This Guy's Rube Goldberg Machine Is Amazing:
Pornhub is planting trees for watching porn:
And yes, the story is real, from 2014. They call it "Pornhub gives America wood." Wakka wakka wakka!
Crows Have Also Figured Out That Money = Noms:
Dunkin, The Kitten In A Cup, Lead To His Whole Family Being Rescued:
http://www.lovemeow.com/kitten-stuck-cup-rescue-family-2563603638.html
image from article
Homeless People Are Learning Coding And Other Skills To Land Them Good-Paying Tech Jobs In San Francisco:
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/homeless-get-6-figure-jobs-in-tech/
From the article: " ...formerly-homeless poet and writer, Del Seymour, founded Code Tenderloin: a nonprofit that seeks to rehabilitate, train, and find employment for the disenfranchised residents of Tenderloin, the Bay city鈥檚 poorest and most ethnically diverse neighborhood.
So far, 300 students have graduated from the program and almost half of them have already found employment in the tech sector. Some of the grads have even been hired into six-figure jobs."
A Trader Joe's in Kalamazoo, Michigan Donated 35,000 Pounds Of Food When Their Cooler Broke Down:
From the article: "The Kalamazoo Gospel Mission provides three free meals daily, serving about 600 meals every day. Weaver says 95 percent of the mission's food comes from donations.
The mission was able to store most of the food, but they actually decided to donate about 4,000 pounds to 12 Baskets, a local food pantry."
BUNNIES!!!
image from Blogspot
Fiona the Hippo Turned One And Had A Birthday Party:
image from "heatcelebnews," the first image source I could find that wasn't Instagram, which doesn't work if you don't sign up, I guess
https://www.today.com/pets/fiona-hippo-celebrates-her-1st-birthday-party-t121490
Twitter Counts Cats As People:
As they should. I reviewed the data Twitter has profiled me with today, and they say there are three people in my household, one of whom is a senior.
My household:
...Maggie is a senior kitteh. 馃樃
That's it for today's edition, hopefully it made you smile! Have a good day!
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