I finally did it - 1000 SP!
So celebrate with me, Steemians! Let's have a contest (you knew that was coming, didn't you?)!
1st prize:
Your choice of one of these Steem/crypto buttons:
they say, "Steem Powered," "Will blog for Steem," and "HODL"
2nd prize:
Three shares of 
3rd prize:
1 Steem worth of 
So what do I do to enter?
Show me your favorite crypto meme in the comments!
The winner will be chosen by my cats when this post pays out. Upvotes are not necessary, but always appreciated. :)
Steem on, friends!
I was so gonna say "two million vests," but not quite there yet, lol