I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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