Hello hivians over here, I'm excited to be amongst humorous people, people who's interest is in making others laugh away their sorrows. It's actually my first post in this community and that's because I just discovered a place where extroverts like me blend and communicate ensuring smiley faces.
There's this funny ordeal that took place at my place of work yesterday of which I couldn't hesitate to share. Ohhh let me tell you what I do.... actually I'm a trainee, I undergo a beauty training which comprises of three aspects
- Hair braiding
- Gele creativity
- Makeup
So I'm not the only one there, with me are many other apprentices with the aim to acquiring the skill too.
But these group of people can be so crazy and funny, just chill as I narrate yesterday's ordeal at work.
There's this attitude of generosity we exibit amongst ourselves when it comes to meal sharing. An individual could bring a meal and about 12 of us would wholeheartedly volunteer by reaching out for the food. We will all volunteer to the extent that the one who brought the food might end up eating very little or no food.
It's actually so annoying that sometimes the meals you bring are rarely consumed by you, so my colleagues individually mapped out a strategy of eaten in secluded places far from others reach. So we realize that one brings a flask filled with food and goes back with empty flask? How possible could that be when we all are on the watch?
But yesterday we as the detectives found a out that some do take the meals for a walk and eat on their way like lunatics, while others go to the nearby bush as cover....still others seek coverage close to the toilet since it's rarely accessed.
So Blessing brought porridge plantain yesterday and with the excuse that she wants to buy something she left with her flask, didn't notice we saw that anyways, so two amongst us decided to follow as spies and caught Blessing trying to open the flask just by the bush track corner, that's when they came back with reports and as soldier ants, we matched forward ready to devour
Blessing seeing a group of hungry lads shouted "It is finished" just as Jesus said on the torture stake, at that we all pounced ferociously on her using both hands, spoons and other body parts to devour the pottage plantain
No one cared if we got dirty or not, we all fought to partake in the meal, as usual Blessing was not opportuned to taste her own meal, with excitement we left for our shop not minding the oil stains smeared on our shirts in the course of our meal struggle.
The look on the faces of passerbys is nothing to write home about, some found it funny, other amusing, yet others were surprised
Monday is gonna be another day, let's see how it goes