So the Hefner passed away . The number 1 enemy of feminists . The father everyone as a teenager wanted as a father . The guy who showed us how and not to treat women .the reason teenagers gathered in flocks at friends house after they discover your dads secret stach . You taught us pick up lines that never worked . I've told maybe jokes from your magazines and passed them as my own . I implore all you men out their to pull down your pants and just wave your junk as you to salut to the only true playboy of this century . Hefner !!! This boner is for you
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