No one is packing on that side of the ocean? No civilians!? Where I now live, nearly everyone is.

OK! Or perhaps she keeps a bit of poisonous water hemlock in her teas stash for certain tea drinking visitors. She could serve it with carrot cake, to mask the carroty odor. I dream of doing that, but I'm afraid someone unintended might poison themselves. Or myself, if I am ever daft with old age.