or you miss your connecting flight, or your flight is cancelled altogether. It has taken my daughter more than 24 hours to get here by air, to save herself an eleven hour drive. Those 24 hours were spent suffering in airports, or sitting on planes, every moment stressful and uncertain. For this privilege, we have to prove who we are, allow ourselves to be irradiated, our belongings searched, our shoes removed. I don't know why anyone flies anymore.

Wall to wall maggots! I'll never forget to put out my garbage again.

My muffins didn't smell bad. How about your beans?

BUT HELLO CAROL! I was getting a bit worried about you. You good?