Classic Carol Kean! Cleverly framing one of the two prompts with the other. Nice!

Your entire garden is spectacularly beautiful. Your dogs are lookers, and your son - I can hear the music from here.

Very funny poem! Probably would be cancelled by cancel culture, but funny to those of us who won't budge on that crap.

We gardeners toil, ruthlessly, for the greater good all the time.

gardeners toil -
killing night and day -
for the greater good

_{I've been talking haiku with @dbooster and @boxcarblue so these things keep popping out}

If you want Kelly to be in your rose hedge, then Kelly is in your rose hedge. Niko is in murders of crows, or lone hawks flying low overhead.

This is a very positive post, despite all the mayhem!