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As for me I wouldn't say I loose anything the previous week actually though a young pretty damsel scammed me but I think it worked out for my good at the end. Stay with me guys let me give you all the gist.
Yesterday I decided to make it my holiday to rest and then hook up with this pretty damsel I met over the weekend in front of the market. I didn't stick to my advice because I was the same person that gave you all description where not to stop a girl but I ended up breaking the bro code and now I am facing the repercussions. Don't stop a girl in front of the bank except you are ready to get your ass whooped up with bills and your account smashed down bit by bit, infact, all girls in front of the ATM machine are money mongers, prove me wrong yeah!馃槂
Out of all places to stand you find the front of ATM machine attractive and more convenient to stay, me and you can never be friends lol.
Do not stop a girl in front of the market because that day in particular is always their birthdays, hope you get what am saying all the bros in the house. I fell victim during the weekend because I failed to adhere to my own bro code I set up to guide my runnings you know. I decided to give up the bro code and try my luck with this pretty damsel I saw on Saturday and something happened.
At first it was like love at first sight but little did I know I was about to get scammed. She didn't bill me at that spot but she proved some smartness to me. I wanted her to come to my area the next day which is Sunday. To be honest guys my numerous shoes were lying in front of the door, my shirts on the cushion my floor was stained with the salty stew I prepared during the weekend and haven't cleaned it, my television stand was dusty and my clothes dirty too. I intended doing the house chores on Saturday but something came up so urgent that I had to postpone it till today which is Monday but guess what guys?
This girl told me she was going to come to my house on Sunday but since my house is far from her's, I will need to sponsor her transport to my house. Transportation? I told her immediately that isn't a problem when she comes I will pay for the transportation fare but she insisted that she prefers holding the money with her and paying everything by herself so it doesn't look like she doesn't have money to afford just a common transportation fare. I was supposed to know instantly she is a scammer because how the hell does it not mean you don't have money to sponsor for transportation? She said she doesn't have money for transportation and of course that is how it looks but what is she trying to hide? I don't know so I succumbed to her decision and send her transportation fare to and fro to ginger her to come over.
You need to see how I hurriedly clear my room Sunday morning, I washed up all the clothes and even ironed some of them. These are the things I couldn't do for two weeks at home. I swept up my room vigorously and arranged my shoes very properly, I was so tired after the chores but I refused to rest instead I started mopping the whole house, I mopped my room and mopped the parlor as if I will never mop it again. I withdrew the small left over money in my account and bought room freshener, me that normally I will stay in the house for more than two months without a freshener but this girl made me perform miracles on miracles.
We agreed she was coming exactly 2:00pm and so I finished everything before 12pm and was waiting anxiously for her. Exactly 2:00pm I decided to try her phone number and when she picked, she told me she was on her way already. I didn't wait for her to arrive I went and collected drinks from my neighbors who sells drinks and paid the money.
3:00pm I tried her line because it is supposed that she has arrived already because from my house to her area is just but 20minutes journey.
I tried her line and she didn't pick, I thought I was rushing her so let me calm down and wait for her to come.
4:00pm I tried her line, it rang and she still didn't pick. I continued trying the line till 6:00pm but no answer. Around 7:00pm her line wasn't reachable again, she switched off her phone, it was at that moment I needed to open one of the drink to calm pressure. I was scammed because I broke the bro code actually.
Later on I got comforted when I looked around and saw how clean and tidy my house was馃槂, I mean how would I have clean the house if the pretty damsel didn't tell me she was coming to my house? I didn't know how she did it but she indeed came through for a Bro.
My kind advice to all ladies is that, continue to tell them you are coming and then switch off your phone that very day you are supposed to come, it helps us to clean our houses and arrange our beds very well but since I have arranged my house if you tell me you are coming please come because I don't have a house to clean or tidy up for now again.