^{10% of this post is being split between @null, @steempeak and @steemdao.}
The Forkumentary: Just having some highly uncomfortable fun recounting the situation that's been unfolding.

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“Token swap? You bought a dApp and a dev team, not the whole freakin’ chain!”

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“Your STEEM token will turn into nothing if you do not finish the token swap in time!”

(@ TronLinkWallet, Twitter — now deleted)

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^{“The companies announced Friday that Tron and Steem developers will jointly be looking into migrating Steem products and users to the Tron network, and ultimately swapping the STEEM token for a new Tron‑based version.” (Coindesk)}

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“Errr... WHAT?!

No ninja-mine for YOU!”

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“A-ha! What a surprise! Maybe communication isn't such a bad thing after all. We’ll discuss this over lunch!”

^{(I'd buy, but... my account's frozen LMFAO)}

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“WHAT AGAIN?!?!
Fine. But we’re bringing our own ****in’ tableware!”

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Whether you're a hyperactive chain defender, Sunny boy or just a whiny bitch, have a good weekend!!!