One of my favourite Australians put me up to this! I can't take the full blame XD. I'm not Australian myself, but I love the people. I guess I got a free pass to do some light-hearted stereotyping (and just made up nonsense). Please don't take this seriously - or take it as seriously as you'd take a voyeuristic fat man climbing down a chimney to give you slave-labor ipads.
The Aussie Santa:
Serves beer to all the morally questionable adults
Lives in a brewery in the outback
Has croc servants that eat elves
Is pulled around by kangaroos and a wallaby with a green glowing tail
Gives ridiculously big knives under the eucalyptus tree
Doesn't give a rat's pants about spying on you while you're sleeping
