If I remember the last office story right, there was going to be some movement in your work. I thought El Jefe was going to get fired, but he got promoted instead. So there is a vacancy on his previous position. Did you get it and got promoted yourself?

Yes boss, I was just thinking about productivity.

This was really smooth. It would have been fun using it on my superiors, but I am not sure if I can pull it off haha.

Why would you have a bottle of whisky in work that had been opened?

I actually got scared for you when you asked this. There are all sorts of implications that can happen. Good on El Jefe to not answer it though. I don't agree with even asking about it in the office. I guess El Jefe isn't in tip top shape that day.