Just follow these four simple steps:
Become a famous person. This may require some planning, for instance you could commit a victimless crime involving Bitcoin and get locked up for some time in a US prison.
Join Steemit, and write about your life. If you spent some time in prison you could write about that.
Is money rolling into your account? If not return to point 1 and try again, else continue to point 4.
Voilà, that's all there is to it!
