Bob, was sitting by the corner of the road.
A policeman was also walking his sniffer dog.
Suddenly, the dog ran to Akpos and then ran back to the policeman barking.
The policeman walked up to Akpos and this conversation ensued:
POLICEMAN: This dog tells me you’re on drugs
Akpos: I’m on drugs? You’re the one talking to a dog
Wikipedia : I know everything.
Google : I have everything.
Facebook : I know everybody.
Internet : Without me, you are all nothing.
NEPA: Keep talking …we shall see.