`` Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges🍊🍊 fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................
"Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......
They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?" Let's get them .........
You should see the marathon..
The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".
.... Now You're laughing... .
Don't be selfish, resteem it so you can put a simle on your friends face.