A letter to all those terribly annoying neighbours out there

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                                Enough With Your Untidy Walls and Bushy Dog
                            
        Dear Mr Jackson,

I have always felt happy living near to you. You are the most sweaty neighbour a person could ever meet.

Therefore, you must understand how difficult it has been for me to approach you with this matter.

I'm afraid I can no longer stand your unsightly garden ornament.

I lay in bed last night, trying to sleep, and all I could think about was how your walls is too untidy and your dog way too bushy. I had a nightmare that you burst in through the window brandishing a drumstick

I have to insist that you take action to stop your unsightly garden ornament from upsetting me. I demand that you take the fence down then train the dog.

And while we're on the matter, I'm finding your untidy hedge increasingly inexcusable. This is not the kind of behaviour I expect from somebody living in a respectable neighbourhood like Daffidol Meadow.

If you don't rectify the situation I shall have no choice but to call the coast guard and post photos of your unsightly garden ornament on Facebook.

Furthermore, I have close ties with the mob and I won't be be afraid to cash in a few favours if you don't comply with my demands.

Thanks
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