You brought a wee bit of humour so hardly a fail. No worries :)
If you live in South Germany it's a real challenge to stay away from huge food portions. I still digest those Bavarian dishes I had years ago while motorcycling around.
BS is bullshit in my book but combined with yours it could mean Biased Bullshit which makes it even better haha.
The last is an easy fix, obviously doable at least as long as COVID transportation restrictions don't reach suicidal levels :)