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SuperGong # 25
The Cat Rack. What is the Cat Rack? The Cat Rack is the place a lady goes to be tit-loved. The Cat Rack is simple to build. It starts with a three-foot-wide, soft fleece that hangs down from the ceiling to the floor against a wall. An adjustible-in-height superbox sits on the floor. A knotted, silky-rope hangs down from the ceiling on either side of the Cat Rack that lady-friend holds on to when she steps up on the Cat Rack's superbox so that she can keep her balance and not fall off. The superbox is adjusted in height so that when the lady's lover walks up to the Cat Rack his face and her breasts are at the same height and he/she can commence tit-loving sexercises with lots of kissing, licking, sucking, nibbling, gently-biting, fondling, face-rubbing and nipple-sucking.
As the world becomes more advanced and more peaceful, Cat Rack activities will become an Olympic sport. Here is an example of how a Cat Rack event could play out: In front of an audience of 99 people the curtain across the stage slides open and the players are standing holding hands and smiling beside a magnificent, gold-embroidered Cat Rack. He helps her get up on the superbox, and she holds on to the ropes while he starts the event by gently sucking her nipples, and then he tit-loves her for a GoUnit of time (usually a half hour). Cameras at different angles shows the audience his tit-loving skills on big screens. A noise meter records the audience cheering. (Booing is not allowed.) The couple that gets the most cheers wins. It could be a while before the players know if they won or not because an Olympic Cat Rack super event could go on non-stop, 24 hours a day for weeks.
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