π½On Saturday, March 23, 2024, one American astronaut and two Russian cosmonauts blasted off in a Russian-made rocket to the international space station to do more research on the conquest of space. At the same time, the International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor project (ITER) of which Russian, Chinese and American scientists are a part of is building a super-advanced fusion reactor in the south of France that will deliver clean, beautiful, unlimited energy to all of HumanKind forever, and will help enable planet Earth's ambitious super project to INVADE THE ASTEROID BELT to become a space age SuperWorld.
Somebody needs to explain to Putin that his irrational hatred of Ukraine and his threat to nuke France's big cities would end planet Earth's coming super future. We want a MRI scan of your brain to make sure there is no brain cancer.
Realizing it was time to MindLink, the "thinking" people of planet Earth "MindLinked" via the SuperCom to become the CometForce (a borderss MindForce on SpaceShipEarth) with mission to build the CometShield to save HumanKind from the next-coming killer comet that is coming.
Suddenly (on the world stage), a revolution of mind..., and Putin looked like a scratch on a dinosaur's toenail compared to the dinosaur which was the CometForce, MindForce, global "thinking" SuperGroup with mission to INVADE THE ASTEROID BELT with DragonFly Asteroid Miners. The Russian soldiers joined the CometForce. They were carpet-bombed with paper flyers inviting them to join the CometForce.
The Button pushers refused to push the buttons. Thinking that (instead of blowing up the world) it would be much more entertaining to join the CometForce (there are no restrictions) and help all the world come together to build the world's first DragonFly Asteroid Miner in orbit which doubles as a CometShield when a comet shows up in your solar system on a trajectory that would slam into the planet, which, fortunately is rare. Most of the time, the DragonFlys will be like giant, space cows crunching up the asteroids and turning them into more DragonFlys.
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