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Greetings SuperHuman, Joe Biden.
👽We have made repeated attempts to contact you with a request to borrow your fleet of B2 stealth bombers to carpet bomb the Russian soldiers with paper flyers inviting the Russian soldiers to STOP the insane invasion war in Ukraine and join with the rest of the people of SpaceShipEarth to build DragonFly Asteroid Miners in orbit to INVADE THE ASTEROID BELT to become a SpaceAge SuperWorld.
So far, no response from you. You probably think we are some kind of alien Loony bunch.
We argue, respectfully, that you are the loony bunch. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE to justify the present situation in Ukraine: You have this fanged snake in the form of smiley-faced, over-fed Putin (camouflaged in $20,000 Western suits) who kills innocent men, women, children and his own Russian troops EVERY SINGLE DAY, every single day, EVERY SINGLE DAY, and tells everybody the West is bad. And the West which is a thousand times bigger than the snake looks on over the fence doe-eyed, helpless, pathetic. Putin's senseless, barbarian, insane carnage continues (where he wants to fly his flag to make Russians proud) and more blood-drenched babies and their mothers get pulled out of last night's Putin missile-strike rubble (something to do with NATO and imaginary lines on a piece of paper...)
In our opinion, you have to think out of the box because nothing in the box is working. You have to THINK BIGGER. Join the DragonFly Asteroid Miner Gobal SuperProject. You will catapult SpaceShipEarth across a hundred years of time into a SpaceAge SuperWorld INVADING THE ASTEROID BELT. (And, as a bit of a side issue, you will be able to use the same rocket science to build the CometShield to save HumanKind from the next-coming killer comet that is coming...)
We want those B2 stealth bombers, Mr. President of the United States. We will strip out all the bombing stuff and fill the bomb bays full of flyer dispensers. The same message will be on each flyer. On one side will be a sketch of the DragonFly Asteroid Miner and on the other side will be the invitation to join the Asteroid Miner SuperProject on SpaceShipEarth and a promise from the president, Joe Biden, to keep all Russian soldiers safe and sound until the snake joins the DragonFly Asteroid Miner SuperProject... and it is safe for the Russian soldiers to return home to their families in the Russian section of SpaceShipEarth http://mindsnapnow.com
boing boing
