I'm trying to dig out my weenie forks here, when's the next gubmint subsidized Bon Fire anyway?

The world has gone mad, they are even banning pre 2011 mopeds from cities like Amsterdam saying they are the most polluting form of transport. 100 mpg, can you believe it? How does that pollute more than their Cars? Of course after an inconvenient truth, a former vice President was selling Carbon Credits. Who knew you could pollute and get away with it through a handy little trade system. But hey, what do I know right?