Well the reason I get into trouble easier than you do is probably related to my big mouth. When someone suggests an action that will hurt a lot of innocent bystanders, I will at a minimum confront that person with something like, "at least sign your real name to such an action". And that put me on the autoflag bots for weeks the first time. An opinion and insult rolled into one. The post was edited to hide what I was reacting to. I later decided to support some others that also got flagged without knowing why they got flagged as I didn't care, so long as the flags came from the same source. This decision was made after I left a comment on someone else's post and basically got an association flag from said source.

Why would you lie to yourself? I hope it was a white lie.

Military service? Not required I think, but you've managed to completely get me lost in dictionaries, Greek Mythology and other things I don't fully grasp. I always take away something useful, delightful or insightful from your work, albeit with great mental effort sometimes.