Well, I don't have a Ph.D. either. But I have read Dr. Grof's book The Holotropic Mind. I guess if you read that, and you were to incorporate some beer therapy (as my other commentators seem to advise) into the process (Dr. Grof, as head of psychiatry at a major research hospital, was able to get a 100% cure rate for alcoholism by using psychedelics - until he was stopped by government regulation) - then I would support your receiving an honorary doctorate.