We do know that what women hear has an impact on them. And this is precisely why guys will go to any length to flood our ears, hearts, and minds with sweet nothings. Lol.
Meanwhile, here's something I've been meaning to write about for a long time. So, when you read these lines, take a bowl of popcorn and a drink.
Do you know that I can rearrange the letters of the alphabet only for you and me?
Today didn't start off well for me, and I wasn't feeling so well until a young man chose today of all days to send me some cheesy lines.
Today didn't start off well for me, and I wasn't feeling so well until a young man chose today of all days to send me some cheesy lines.
And, before you ask, I didn't become irritated; instead, I burst out laughing.
These lines are nothing new to me as a Nigerian. In fact, if you're not Nigerian, some of these lines should be familiar.
Guys, this is the type of pick-up line our forefathers used to grab the hearts of our "foremothers." The minute I read this one, I just knew this young man was out to crack me up. I understood right away that the young man had no game, so I urged him to go back to the drawing board and better prepare himself. Sister girl, if any brother uses this line with you, tell him to go right ahead with rearranging the letters of the alphabet.
You see, Nigerian men are very good with words, and that’s how they turn our heads upside down.
Almost every Nigerian lady who has been approached by a married man or a man in a relationship is very familiar with this line. I just stare in "utter shookery" every time I hear this one. Some of these "unserious" men would say anything to get you exactly where they want you.
They give you the impression that you’re better than the woman they’re currently with. Sadly, some ladies fall for the trick. But please read this out loud: "NEVER AGAIN!"
Nigerian men, you know, are really excellent with words, which is how they flip our brains upside down. I want you to take off your shoes, dust them together, and run like you're being chased the next time you hear this line. Men in this category are pathetic liars!
This is the joke of the century, people. I recall a young man telling me while I was in 100 level at university that God told him I was his wife. He claimed to have seen us in his dreams, and I was dressed in a wedding dress. He went on to add that we were sitting in a garden and were so happy.
I just told him that until God showed me the same dream he showed him, I wasn’t buying into the notion. Deep down in my heart, I knew it was all a farce, and I prayed fervently against such dreams. I’m a daughter of Zion, but I also have a spec (winks).
This line, is mostly used by "brothers in the Lord" who are too timid to come correct, or "brothers in the world" who know you’re the religious type and would rather cut through corners to get you since they know you'll become soft if they mention God. If a man ever says this to you, you better DYOR.
This shabby line is the one a guy used on me during Harmattan season. In other words, he wanted to moisten my lips with his mouth, as in "kiss me," because the weather was causing my lips to tear. If anyone of the sistergirls falls for this trick, then something is wrong. For some reason, I can picture 
This is one of the sleekest lines to ever exist. Even I fell for this line over and over again. I’ve come to realise that some men use this line because they’re too shy to start a conversation on a clean slate.
I’ve checked this entire dictionary, and I still can’t seem to find the words to describe your beauty.
You see this line? This is what I call "finish her." This one will have you blushing and giggling from left to right. The men who use this particular line are mostly referred to as "Yoruba Demons."
Guys, please add yours.
PS: I'll be looking out for the best pick up lines to add in part 2!
