COUPLE'S DRAMA
Me:Women are the biggest liar
She:how could you possibly say that?
Me:because I have been fed from many of their lies and their still feeding me,
She:hmm,and you think men are saint right?
Me:yea' we are better you women,
She:chuckle!!..
Me:what?
She:am impressed because you are still lying to me,
Me:how does this look like am lying?
She:so you think you are actually telling the truth,no like seriously can you cross your heart and tell me you are telling me the truth?
Me:yea sure is not a big deal I can do that,
She: oh you can do that because it not a big deal right,you are still lying to me young man,
She:did you know God?
Me: everybody knows God,
She:did you realized that JESUS Christ came to die for you,his a man like you even if you don't love him you should consider the fact that you can't sacrifice your lives to save other people like he did.
Me:woo! woo!!,hang on right there,are you saying that he came to die for me alone,what about you then?
She:look am a woman I understand how it feel to be a mother,a woman like me gave birth to him and I respect that
Me:OK I got it.
After some of minutes, she reopen the conversion'
She:did you remembered when we first met?
Me:yea
She:oh great you must remember some of the lies you told me then?
Me:what are the lies?
She:that you own companies and your incomes are basic,
Me:do I say such things?
She:woo,do you really want to deny this now?
Me;well am not certain about it,how am i suppose know if at all am the one that told told you that?
She:really don't push it on someone else,
Me:I remembered a lot of lies that you once told me,but am not gonna dig them out because am grown now,
She:what!!...I want you to dig them out,
Me:when we first started you told you are not staying because of my money,but you do ask for me money everyday, why?
She:because I can't be staying in your house and be starving,
Me:but could have ask for food not for my money and not as often as you are requesting
She:whatever馃構馃構
Me:and I remembered you told me you are still neutral,
She:oh shit after you bang on those hills with all pleasures,anyway am not from Virginia neither my mum does,even if I told you such you should have used your chips to reconsider,
Me:now who make the biggest lies,
She:what,! I didn't met you neutral either because you always put up those muscle馃挭 like a truck driver 馃殯
Me:hmm
She:what?
Me:am glad you didn't complained馃憣馃憣
She:I think this conversion is over.