Cousin: I heard you now work at the Bakery?
Akpos: Oh Yes. I started last week.
Cousin: But you have never brought any Bread home.
Akpos: Your sister who works at the airport, has she brought any aeroplane to the house? And even you who works at the Mortuary, have you brought any dead body home before? Has your brother who works in London brought Buhari back home? Please, don't put pressure on me馃槤馃槤馃槤馃ぃ
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