Hahahahaaa - the title and intro, very much LOL. Also very nice use of the English language. Are you writing a new book? I know you wrote one you are not showing but maybe there's another one?

The photos - in the words of one Youtuber we watch 'they're not good but they're not bad either'. In my words, they're okay. Technically, focus etc. good but the framing or staging and lighting could use some work. I'm sure you know what I mean and won't object.

Have a great start into the week!