Hahahaha - thanks for the laugh 🤣. This was an awesome read, albeit not as long as some of your other posts. Lady Amazon sure can be a tough mistress, especially, if you are waiting on the one.specific.thing. Been there, done that.

I'm with you on everything you said about the Apple Watch and iPhone. Love my iPhone and iPad but just cannot get myself to get an Apple Watch for exactly the reasons you pointed out. In fact, a few months ago when my Fitbit bit the dust, I didn't want to continue with their Google affiliation and also opted for a Garmin. A slightly cheaper, still pretty expensive Venu 3. I love it and I really prefer the round watch face, too.