Three-Eyed Raven seeks Hodor for personal transport...
Must have experience with armed security, to fight off skeleton zombies on discord and/or steemit...
Life insurance will be provided...
Vocabulary is unnecessary, just HOLD DOOR...
Will pay in dreams, resteems, virtual hand-creams, and dank memes...
My last Hodor had a bit of death hit him on our last adventure, so you may be asked to sign a nondisclosure agreement in case of being captured by Night King...
Oh yes, MUST LOVE SNOW! This is a deal-breaker, since I spend a lot of time spooning trees and need my Hodor to stand in freezing temperatures for days at a time...
Being open to becoming a human marionette will bump you up the shortlist for interviews...
Don't worry if all you say is Hodor... It isn't WHAT you say, it is HOW you say it! You can even change it to HODL and become a steem kult hero!
Any interested parties should send a raven to Winterfell... If your steem is weak, my faceless little sister will stab you...
If your steem is strong, I want to go make friends with my brother's new girlfriend's dragons...
All accomodations will be provided by Best Westeros... (We'll leave the torch on, for you!)
Call 1-888-WIN-TER-FELL (Ask for Bran The Budtender)
This satirical piece has been a Craig 'CMOR' Morrison work... Yes, I am a spiritual wizard of sorts, and yes I could use a whale to carry me around... But in no way am I actually wanting the strange relationship I describe here... LOL, it's funny as hell! I tried not to give spoilers for GOT, but who would read this if they didn't know who Hodor is?
Please upvote and resteem, curate, comment, troll me, whatever... There ARE skeleton zombies on discord and steemit, so let this post be a beacon in the darkness... Winter is coming!