Don't worry
When life gives you a lotta lemonade to drink...
No, I'm still sober and I'm not acting like a tool. But this morning while long walking a dog I came across a weird thing. Actually I had passed this phenomena already for weeks. This time around I decided to take a photo of it. What is the story behind this? Clearly it looks like a cup of pee. But why would someone put it there?
"Hon, would you be so kind to take my morning urine sample to the doctors?", she might have asked her other half. Her thinking he'd do that. Waiting for the doctor to call. But hey, you know, no news, good news. Or she asked him to get his urine tested: "Did you take it to the Doctors love?" And he'd confirm. Probably he does not even want to know if he's got a bladder infection.
Have you ever tried to fill a cup of those? At some point you need to stop filling it. And try and do so while you are shaking all over. Maybe put it on the rim of the toilet and give it a shot. Or a funnel might do the trick. Now the cup on the photo is quite big. The ones I'm used too are a lot smaller. Would it not be more handy if it could be delivered at the Doctors? Where it'd be like: "Okay, you can start to fill it up!" And you go: "Just say when...", yet it will be difficult to stop.
Anyway, just some random thoughts I had this morning. Also thougt about the change of plans I needed to make. Because again my initial 3 day bike trip got blasted into oblivion. Well, just for the time being. The two times 200 kilometer wont be made possible any day soon. Really think I will have to reschedule it to next year. Still can go on a bicycle trip next week, but not for three days. So, I guess you could say I really kind of felt pissed off. And that way I circled back to the original start of this story.
No, I'm not sure if it is real pee and I don't want to find out if it could be either.
Photo by me.
