I am reporting for Nsaine News this is @nsaine here with your daily insanity!!!!

Hello everyone thank you for tuning into Nsaine News!

It is February 1st, 2018 and WOW we are off to a great start! I am only hours old here on steemit and already feeling the love. I want to report to you some of the most oddly insane articles I find on the internet and maybe help save the world one day! So without further ado, here are two insane stories I would like to share with you awesome steemians!

Elon Musk has traded in his Boring hat for a Flamethrower?

I'm sure many of you know that Mr. Elon Musk is "just a hat salesman" according to his Twitter page, he hit it big this week with well over $3 million dollars in sales in less than 24 hours selling Flamethrowers, Yes I said Flamethrowers! I am seriously wondering what he has coming up next!

Another tweet from him states that he isn't preparing for the zombie apocolypse, unless you like fun! Well Elon, it looks to me as if between the aliens and the zombies we're all in for a treat! I may have to invest in one of these Flamethrowers, ;) just in case!

Goodwill what have You Done this time!

According to The Bradenton Herald posted at 1:13pm yesterday out of Bradenton, FL Goodwill employees found a loaded RPG that had apparently been donated to another store. The store owner from the original store sent it over to the Bradenton store because he was unsure what it was.

Personally, I found that @nsaine in itself, how many movies, tv shows, video games, hell my friends children know what a grenade launcher looks like, how does a grown man not see it for what it is? I guess he was stuck in the back room too long and got hit over the head with donated goods.