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notanotherbrandt

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2021-01-25 23:14

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notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

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RE: I am the only motherfucker on the internet pointing to a direct source for Hair Products, electronic waste of time

Electronic-hair-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on all of the dye charts. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you were a purple people eater. This is happening whether you believe

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notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: Ode to 🆄

🆄R apology is accepted :)

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notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: Ode to 🆄

Great. Can't wait for the downfall of my U neighborhood.

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: Ode to 🆄

I now have one of those white glowing holes of my own. You're right, it does kind of make everything feel more special.

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: Ode to 🆄

Thanks. I'll be okay I think, I still have 25 other keys to go before I'm totally destitute.

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: Ode to 🆄

lol I hadn't even noticed, it must be because the "u" in the title is an emoji. Accidental comedy gold!

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: Ode to 🆄

All part of the journey to illumination.

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: Ode to 🆄

yo're welcome :) thank yo for reading!

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: Ode to 🆄

RE: Ode to 🆄

Behold, I have fixed my U. All I had to do was rip the black plastic key thing off the keyboard, and now my U's are working fine. 🤷‍♂ !BEER Oh whoops I don't have any beer on this account

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: Ode to 🆄

I thought about getting an external keyboard. But, I rather like the look of a sleek black Apple keyboard with a single glowing white hole in the middle where the U key used to be. It will make me feel

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: Ode to 🆄

Fuuuunny story. I juust pried the U key off and even thouuugh there wasn't any dirt or buugs or anything uuunder there, I am now getting even more uuuuuus than I ever couuuld have wanted.

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: Ode to 🆄

Yes I think I wo🆄ld need a fork and spoon too. Or j🆄st a spork might also work.

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: Ode to 🆄

Thanks for the s🆄ggestion. I think the real iss🆄e is with whatever is 🆄nderneath the 🆄 key. The key is still there b🆄t when I tap it nothing happens.

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: Ode to 🆄

But how did the apple gods take ur u? That's a mystery. It had been in poor health for q🆄ite a while, then I woke 🆄p one morning and it j🆄st wasn't working. Did you get your revenge? Not yet. I'll keep

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

Hi. Tell Mr. In that I prefer my grays red machine. Thanks!

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

You can't fool me. You're that landfill creature @otherbrandt told me about.

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

I think you're confusing me with @bastards.

notanotherbrandt

Comedy Open Mic

5y

RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest