Or maybe he DOES have a superpower, only it's one of those on this old Top Ten list from David Letterman's late night show back in the day (#8 actually sounds rather exciting and just might be more common than you'd think, but trying it out might be as dangerous as jumping off a roof to test out if you can fly... 😁)

Top Ten Least Exciting Superpowers for Comic Book Superheroes

1. Super spelling
2. Lightning-fast mood swings
3. Really bendy thumb
4. Unusually natural smile when posing for photographs
5. Ability to calm jittery squirrels
6. Power to shake exactly two aspirin out of a bottle
7. Ability to get tickets to Goodwill Games
8. Power to score with other superheroes' wives
9. Ability to communicate with corn
10. Magnetic colon