Yeah. I bought some apples the other day. All the ones on the inside of the bag were rotten. Of course I didn't find that out until I got home.

So I went back to the store and yelled at all the customers. I mean, what other options were there?!?!

Threw a massive fit so people knew not to mess with me as I went aisle to aisle dropping pamphlets in shopping carts, yelling about how demons are in control of the store, and providing them with the directions on how to get to the store down the street, where God works, and everyone is happy.

These idiotic customers starting asking me to calm down! Can you the believe that?!?!?

Then this loser who thinks he's allowed to; he actually pepper sprayed me. But that wasn't enough to prevent me from attempting to prevent hundreds of other people from shopping.

So I climbed up to the rafters like any normal human would after realizing they had purchased rotten apples. From there I sat yelling into the night. Then these people in "uniforms" (most likely hired by these demons to silence me) showed up.

Now this is where things get blurry. I don't know how the fuck I ended up inside the back of that car. They obviously have some sort of teleportation device hidden away in the back maybe.

So that's my next step. When I get outta here, I'm going right back to that store and demanding answers!

Or wait. No. That didn't happen to me. That's you guys.