I'm a bit confused with this whole wardrobe/closet thing. How the fuck do you move a closet?

Then I see you have a, space, without doors. If that space had doors I'd call it a closet. So I assume there must have been some sort of furniture in that space, with drawers perhaps. But why have I been calling that a fucking dresser all these years?

So, okay, I googled. Everything's fine now except that wallpaper. People still use wallpaper? Man that sounds way easier than mudding drywall. So why have I been mudding drywall?!?!