I've had this idea on my list of shit to post, for years. And you don't need to explain to me why people downvote.

Had this been years ago, there would be far more genuine responses like you see along with people having fun like you see and me responding with fun and upvotes like you see, and far fewer straw boss responses from people concerned I might break the platform.

Now you're calling a simple joke, spam, in so many words. This "nothing burger" is sitting in the top slot most viewed posts on peakd today for some f'd up reason.

You're explaining why you would downvote this in great detail. Yet you're disappointed in me for thinking you would after saying you would if "this" continues.

No guilt trips please. I didn't order that.

This is a joke. It's meant for entertainment purposes only. If you don't like my "spam nothingburgers", please go to another restaurant and order something else.

Maybe next time the menu will be more to your liking.