Okay now this is getting serious. Here's the part where I say, "Dude. I was just joking."
I'd just power it up and do my usual curation stuff which now includes #showcase-sunday where I'm trying encourage people to believe in their old work and give it a second chance, now that we have curators willing to actually read and vote.
To answer your question: 498 days
RE: EDIT: What will you do for 5,000 STEEM???