Extra, Extra read all about it!
Don't worry dCITY Citizens 'MILF' is here to save the day!
You've heard rumours about the 3rd editions cards, The MILF News Service can reveal that strange lights were seen in the sky last night in the slum district of dCITY central.
A local street bum call Barry said 'It was amazing! they all had shinney heads!' , 'Hick!'
*For those Citizen's that are a bit confused, MILF stands for 'Mechanoid Intergalactic Liberation Front' And MILF News can reveal that they are part of Gerbers plan to take on the rising crime and corruption levels within DCity city hall. There have even been reports of fake meat hitting the streets!
One of the secret 'Gerber Tools' planned for the 3rd Edtion
Well reader you ask yourself what can I do to save dCITy, The answer is simple...
Vote, Vote, Vote!
And make sure you put an X next to the dCITY MILF candidate
Thanks for Reading, Enjoy 馃槉
Image credits: Paperboy Atari(1984), Red Dwarf TV series(UK) and The Gerber 30-000469 1014030 Multitool.
